
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,828.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,309.00
BTC
Before post: $102,900.84
ETH
Before post: $2,504.19
TRUMP
Before post: $13.20
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped mildly: 1min (-0.01%), 5min (-0.14%), 10min (-0.11%), as if traders briefly forgot what they were doing. Dow Jones mirrored this with 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.15%), 10min (-0.18%), suggesting collective shoulder shrugs. BTC had a fleeting 1min uptick (+0.02%) before reality set in: 5min (-0.19%), 10min (-0.26%). ETH followed suit, teasing optimism (+0.03% at 1min) before dropping (-0.49% at 5min). TRUMP, the meme stock of the moment, managed a microscopic 1min gain (+0.08%) before joining the pity party (-0.76% at 10min). Volatility was tame by Trump-era standards, where a typo could move markets 2%. This was more "meh" than "mayhem." The irony: a post containing nothing somehow said everything about market fragility.