📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $104,407.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,599.99
+192.61 (+0.18%)
5 min
$104,576.83
+169.45 (+0.16%)
10 min
$104,428.58
+21.20 (+0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $2,499.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,501.36
+1.46 (+0.06%)
5 min
$2,500.06
+0.160 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,492.57
-7.330 (-0.29%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.86
+0.020 (+0.14%)
5 min
$13.88
+0.040 (+0.29%)
10 min
$13.82
-0.020 (-0.14%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a dog chasing its own tail. BTC: initial 1-minute pop of 0.18% fizzled to 0.02% in 10 minutes, proving even crypto gets bored of silence. ETH: a fleeting 0.06% gain turned into a 0.29% drop, like realizing you left the stove on after leaving the house. TRUMP: the token mirrored its namesake’s flair for drama with a 0.29% surge before giving it all back, because consistency is overrated. Volatility here was a teacup storm compared to historical meltdowns—more "meh" than "mayhem." Nothing says market efficiency like pricing in the profound implications of an empty tweet.