📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence sends crypto markets into a frenzy of microscopic gains. BTC: a heroic 0.07% surge in the first minute, then a slow retreat to 0.01% over 10 minutes, as if the market realized it was celebrating nothing. ETH showed slightly more enthusiasm with a 0.37% climb, though that’s still roughly the excitement of finding a penny in your couch. TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, eked out a 0.35% gain, proving that even absence can be monetized. Volatility was notably absent, with moves so tame they’d make a bond trader yawn. Compared to historical norms, this was less a market reaction and more a collective shrug dressed up as data. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say today was "buy the rumor, sell the news"—except there was no rumor, and the news was literally nothing.