

📈 Market Reaction:
BTC
Before post: $103,050.51
ETH
Before post: $2,339.72
TRUMP
Before post: $14.36
SP500 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursDow Jones 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursCSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's post about nothing somehow managed to say less than expected, yet markets still twitched like a bored day trader. BTC dipped a negligible 0.02% in the first minute, barely budging over 10 minutes with a 0.04% drop: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. ETH mirrored this indifference, losing 0.03% initially and barely correcting to 0.02% down—volatility so tame it could be mistaken for a stablecoin. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) fared worse, down 0.49% over five minutes, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. Compared to historical norms, this was less a market reaction and more a collective sigh. The absence of content somehow generated more analysis than the post itself—a fitting tribute to modern finance.