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📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,050.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,031.08
-19.430 (-0.02%)
5 min
$103,031.07
-19.440 (-0.02%)
10 min
$103,009.37
-41.140 (-0.04%)

ETH

Before post: $2,339.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,338.93
-0.790 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,337.71
-2.010 (-0.09%)
10 min
$2,339.20
-0.520 (-0.02%)

TRUMP

Before post: $14.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$14.34
-0.020 (-0.14%)
5 min
$14.29
-0.070 (-0.49%)
10 min
$14.29
-0.070 (-0.49%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's post about nothing somehow managed to say less than expected, yet markets still twitched like a bored day trader. BTC dipped a negligible 0.02% in the first minute, barely budging over 10 minutes with a 0.04% drop: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. ETH mirrored this indifference, losing 0.03% initially and barely correcting to 0.02% down—volatility so tame it could be mistaken for a stablecoin. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) fared worse, down 0.49% over five minutes, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. Compared to historical norms, this was less a market reaction and more a collective sigh. The absence of content somehow generated more analysis than the post itself—a fitting tribute to modern finance.