📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $102,865.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,873.01
+7.31 (+0.01%)
5 min
$102,946.08
+80.38 (+0.08%)
10 min
$102,957.63
+91.93 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,326.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,333.01
+6.57 (+0.28%)
5 min
$2,333.53
+7.09 (+0.30%)
10 min
$2,335.93
+9.49 (+0.41%)

TRUMP

Before post: $14.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$15.01
+0.340 (+2.32%)
5 min
$15.05
+0.380 (+2.59%)
10 min
$15.10
+0.430 (+2.93%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's post about nothing somehow made something happen in the markets. BTC barely blinked: up 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.09% in 10. ETH showed slightly more enthusiasm with 0.28%, 0.30%, and 0.41% over the same periods. Meanwhile, TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, rallied 2.32%, 2.59%, and 2.93%—because apparently nothing is bullish for meme politics. Volatility here is a whisper compared to historical tantrums, but it’s amusing how a void of content can still move the needle. The markets have spoken: silence is the new catalyst, and absurdity is still undefeated.