📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,675.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,675.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,677.25
+1.75 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,680.00
+4.50 (+0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,376.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,377.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
5 min
$41,391.00
+15.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$41,407.00
+31.00 (+0.07%)

BTC

Before post: $102,798.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,809.53
+11.03 (+0.01%)
5 min
$102,730.00
-68.500 (-0.07%)
10 min
$102,802.44
+3.94 (+0.00%)

ETH

Before post: $2,197.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,206.42
+8.43 (+0.38%)
5 min
$2,210.99
+13.00 (+0.59%)
10 min
$2,226.70
+28.71 (+1.31%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.91
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.94
+0.020 (+0.15%)
10 min
$12.91
-0.010 (-0.08%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: a thrilling zero change at 1 minute, then a glacial climb of 0.03% in 5 minutes and 0.08% in 10 minutes. Dow Jones: equally riveting with 0.00% at 1 minute, 0.04% at 5, and 0.07% at 10. BTC wobbled between a 0.01% gain and a 0.07% loss before flatlining. ETH was the overachiever, rallying 1.31% in 10 minutes—perhaps traders mistook silence for a bullish signal. TRUMP coin mirrored its namesake's unpredictability: down, up, then down again, netting a shrug. Volatility was nonexistent by historical standards, proving once again that nothing moves markets like absolutely nothing. The irony: a man who once moved markets with a tweet now moves them less than a typo in a SEC filing.