
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,675.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,376.00
BTC
Before post: $102,798.50
ETH
Before post: $2,197.99
TRUMP
Before post: $12.92
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: a thrilling zero change at 1 minute, then a glacial climb of 0.03% in 5 minutes and 0.08% in 10 minutes. Dow Jones: equally riveting with 0.00% at 1 minute, 0.04% at 5, and 0.07% at 10. BTC wobbled between a 0.01% gain and a 0.07% loss before flatlining. ETH was the overachiever, rallying 1.31% in 10 minutes—perhaps traders mistook silence for a bullish signal. TRUMP coin mirrored its namesake's unpredictability: down, up, then down again, netting a shrug. Volatility was nonexistent by historical standards, proving once again that nothing moves markets like absolutely nothing. The irony: a man who once moved markets with a tweet now moves them less than a typo in a SEC filing.