https://justthenews.com/accountability/media/editor-who-published-steele-dossier-trump-more-ambivalent-ever-about-it-has

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,523.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,522.75
-0.500 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,522.50
-0.750 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,524.00
+0.750 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $40,097.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$40,094.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$40,091.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$40,106.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $92,973.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$92,880.00
-93.260 (-0.10%)
5 min
$92,869.57
-103.690 (-0.11%)
10 min
$92,952.37
-20.890 (-0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $1,762.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,763.84
+1.02 (+0.06%)
5 min
$1,763.38
+0.560 (+0.03%)
10 min
$1,764.61
+1.79 (+0.10%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,780.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,780.47
-0.336 (-0.01%)
5 min
$3,779.95
-0.858 (-0.02%)
10 min
$3,777.64
-3.167 (-0.08%)

TRUMP

Before post: $14.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$14.29
+0.010 (+0.07%)
5 min
$14.26
-0.020 (-0.14%)
10 min
$14.29
+0.010 (+0.07%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market reaction to Donald J. Trump's post about the Steele dossier editor's regrets was notably muted, as if traders collectively shrugged and went back to their coffee. The S&P 500 and Dow Jones barely flinched, with minor dips and tiny rebounds, suggesting Wall Street was more interested in their spreadsheets than political drama. Bitcoin and Ethereum wobbled slightly, with BTC dipping briefly before stabilizing—perhaps crypto traders were too busy memeing to care. The CSI300’s slight decline might hint at global investors rolling their eyes at yet another Trump-related headline. Meanwhile, the TRUMP token (because of course there’s a Trump token) had a rollercoaster of a few cents, proving that even speculative assets can’t decide if this news matters. Conclusion: The markets treated Trump’s post like a minor footnote in a very long book—hardly a page-turner. Either the post lacked market-moving firepower, or everyone’s just numb to the chaos. Either way, the real winner was irony, as the token named after him had the most dramatic (if microscopic) reaction.