📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,696.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,703.00
+6.50 (+0.11%)
5 min
$5,702.25
+5.75 (+0.10%)
10 min
$5,729.75
+33.25 (+0.58%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,561.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,607.00
+46.00 (+0.11%)
5 min
$41,598.00
+37.00 (+0.09%)
10 min
$41,781.00
+220.00 (+0.53%)

BTC

Before post: $100,518.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$100,620.02
+102.02 (+0.10%)
5 min
$100,667.36
+149.36 (+0.15%)
10 min
$101,510.74
+992.74 (+0.99%)

ETH

Before post: $2,021.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,021.61
+0.500 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,029.47
+8.36 (+0.41%)
10 min
$2,066.40
+45.29 (+2.24%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.35
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.52
+0.180 (+1.46%)
10 min
$12.63
+0.290 (+2.35%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of a blank Trump post. SP500: up 0.11% in 1 minute, 0.10% in 5, and a dizzying 0.58% in 10, as if traders mistook silence for a cryptic Fed signal. Dow Jones followed suit with 0.11%, 0.09%, and 0.53%, proving even blue chips aren’t immune to existential pondering. BTC edged up 0.10%, 0.15%, then 0.99%, because nothing says "risk-on" like parsing emptiness. ETH went from a sleepy 0.02% to 2.24%, because altcoins treat ambiguity as a bullish catalyst. TRUMP coin, ever the sycophant, rallied 2.35%, because even his void commands loyalty. Volatility was tame by meme-stock standards but wild for a non-event, suggesting markets now price in the metaphysical. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say was nothing at all.