📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,679.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,689.00
+9.25 (+0.16%)
5 min
$5,696.50
+16.75 (+0.29%)
10 min
$5,699.25
+19.50 (+0.34%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,433.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,507.00
+74.00 (+0.18%)
5 min
$41,564.00
+131.00 (+0.32%)
10 min
$41,585.00
+152.00 (+0.37%)

BTC

Before post: $99,739.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$99,873.73
+133.89 (+0.13%)
5 min
$100,470.59
+730.75 (+0.73%)
10 min
$100,658.60
+918.76 (+0.92%)

ETH

Before post: $2,002.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,010.09
+7.83 (+0.39%)
5 min
$2,021.52
+19.26 (+0.96%)
10 min
$2,022.29
+20.03 (+1.00%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.39
+0.070 (+0.57%)
5 min
$12.35
+0.030 (+0.24%)
10 min
$12.37
+0.050 (+0.41%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,278.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,280.31
+1.92 (+0.04%)
5 min
$5,287.17
+8.78 (+0.17%)
10 min
$5,292.31
+13.92 (+0.26%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of a Trump post containing absolutely nothing. SP500: up 0.16% in 1 minute, 0.29% in 5, 0.34% in 10, as if traders mistook silence for a cryptic Fed signal. Dow Jones followed suit, climbing 0.18%, 0.32%, and 0.37% over the same intervals, proving even blue chips aren’t immune to existential FOMO. Crypto, ever the drama queens, outdid themselves: BTC rose 0.13%, 0.73%, then 0.92%, while ETH went full theater with 0.39%, 0.96%, and 1.00% gains. TRUMP coin, ironically, had the least to say, wobbling between 0.57% up and a confused 0.24% retreat. Volatility was tame by meme-asset standards but still absurd for a non-event. STOXX50’s 0.04% to 0.26% creep suggests Europe briefly considered caring before remembering it wasn’t their circus. The lesson? In today’s markets, a blank tweet is just a Rorschach test for algorithms. And they see a bull.