📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,678.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,682.25
+4.00 (+0.07%)
5 min
$5,693.25
+15.00 (+0.26%)
10 min
$5,704.25
+26.00 (+0.46%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,423.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,450.00
+27.00 (+0.07%)
5 min
$41,540.00
+117.00 (+0.28%)
10 min
$41,627.00
+204.00 (+0.49%)

BTC

Before post: $99,720.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$99,769.98
+49.98 (+0.05%)
5 min
$99,968.26
+248.26 (+0.25%)
10 min
$100,867.60
+1147.60 (+1.15%)

ETH

Before post: $2,000.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,004.79
+4.14 (+0.21%)
5 min
$2,008.84
+8.19 (+0.41%)
10 min
$2,029.50
+28.85 (+1.44%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.33
+0.040 (+0.33%)
5 min
$12.37
+0.080 (+0.65%)
10 min
$12.44
+0.150 (+1.22%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,277.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,279.64
+2.03 (+0.04%)
5 min
$5,286.22
+8.61 (+0.16%)
10 min
$5,290.87
+13.26 (+0.25%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of silence: Trump's "None" post sparks more action than most policy speeches. SP500: up 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.26% in 5, 0.46% in 10, as if traders mistook emptiness for enlightenment. Dow Jones followed suit with 0.07%, 0.28%, 0.49%, proving even blue chips aren’t immune to existential FOMO. Crypto, ever the drama queens: BTC crawled up 0.05% then 1.15%, while ETH went from 0.21% to 1.44%, as if blockchain enthusiasts decoded a hidden "buy" signal in the void. TRUMP coin, ever the sycophant, outpaced them all with a 1.22% gain, because of course it did. Volatility was tame by meme-stock standards but notable for a non-event: STOXX50’s 0.25% rise suggests Europe briefly considered caring before remembering it wasn’t their circus. The lesson? Markets will cling to any narrative, even the absence of one. Perhaps the SEC should mandate more politicians to say nothing.