Post image related to Donald J. Trump

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,662.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,660.00
-2.000 (-0.04%)
5 min
$5,671.75
+9.75 (+0.17%)
10 min
$5,674.00
+12.00 (+0.21%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,314.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,316.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)
5 min
$41,381.00
+67.00 (+0.16%)
10 min
$41,390.00
+76.00 (+0.18%)

BTC

Before post: $99,371.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$99,365.07
-6.880 (-0.01%)
5 min
$99,509.76
+137.81 (+0.14%)
10 min
$99,619.05
+247.10 (+0.25%)

ETH

Before post: $1,989.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,991.31
+1.80 (+0.09%)
5 min
$1,999.54
+10.03 (+0.50%)
10 min
$2,001.89
+12.38 (+0.62%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.12
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.20
+0.070 (+0.58%)
10 min
$12.25
+0.120 (+0.99%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,273.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,271.20
-2.710 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,275.37
+1.46 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,276.91
+3.00 (+0.06%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound emptiness of a Trump post containing nothing but "None." SP500 dipped 0.04% in the first minute, then rallied 0.21% over 10 minutes, while the Dow Jones barely blinked initially before climbing 0.18%. Crypto, ever the drama queens, saw BTC swing from a 0.01% drop to a 0.25% gain, with ETH up 0.62%—perhaps betting on the irony of nothingness. The TRUMP token, fittingly, mirrored its namesake’s flair for volatility: down 0.08%, then up 0.99%, because why not. STOXX50 yawned through it all, moving a negligible 0.06%. Historical context: silence has never been so loudly priced in. The markets, it seems, are now experts at interpreting existential voids.