📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a deflated balloon. SP500: down 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5, 0.08% in 10, as if briefly mourning the absence of content. Dow Jones: a microscopic 0.00% drop in 1 minute, then 0.04% and 0.06%, barely registering the void. BTC and ETH shrugged with tiny gains, up 0.06% and 0.26% initially, though ETH kept climbing to 0.43%, perhaps enjoying the silence. TRUMP token inched up 0.33%, proving even nothing can be bullish for meme politics. STOXX50 dipped 0.02% then flatlined, Europe’s indifference palpable. Volatility was a snooze: moves tighter than a miser’s wallet, with nothing to justify even a yawn. Historically, markets have panicked over typos, but today they treated absence with the excitement of watching paint dry. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say was how little anyone cared when he said nothing.