Air Traffic problems caused by the incompetent Biden Administration, as headed by, in this case, a total novice and political hack, Pete B. I WILL FIX IT!!!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,710.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,557.00
BTC
Before post: $99,768.80
ETH
Before post: $1,944.45
TRUMP
Before post: $12.31
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,293.88
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest grievance-as-policy-platform post left markets shrugging harder than a White House press secretary at a classified documents hearing. SP500 barely noticed: up 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.01% in 5, and a thrilling 0.06% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this excitement with gains of 0.02%, 0.03%, and 0.06% across the same intervals. Bitcoin briefly dipped 0.02% before recovering to a flatline, while ETH managed a modest 0.28% climb over 10 minutes—proof that even crypto can’t fully ignore political theater. The real winner? TRUMP (the ticker, not the man): up 1.06% in 10 minutes, because nothing says "stable investment" like a meme stock tied to presidential rants. STOXX50, ever the overachiever, edged up 0.09%, likely because Europe enjoys watching American political chaos from a safe distance. Volatility was milder than a Biden rebuttal, with moves well within historical norms for politically adjacent noise. Markets clearly treated this like a mid-flight turbulence announcement: mildly alarming, but not worth reaching for the oxygen mask. The irony? A post complaining about air traffic control had less lift than a grounded 737.