📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,534.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,532.50
-1.750 (-0.03%)
5 min
$5,531.75
-2.500 (-0.05%)
10 min
$5,531.00
-3.250 (-0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $40,164.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$40,149.00
-15.000 (-0.04%)
5 min
$40,139.00
-25.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$40,142.00
-22.000 (-0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $93,956.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$93,875.41
-81.110 (-0.09%)
5 min
$93,832.23
-124.290 (-0.13%)
10 min
$93,725.19
-231.330 (-0.25%)

ETH

Before post: $1,794.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,793.06
-1.260 (-0.07%)
5 min
$1,791.77
-2.550 (-0.14%)
10 min
$1,789.77
-4.550 (-0.25%)

TRUMP

Before post: $14.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$14.91
-0.070 (-0.47%)
5 min
$14.91
-0.070 (-0.47%)
10 min
$14.85
-0.130 (-0.87%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market reaction to the post shows a mild but consistent downward drift across major indices and cryptocurrencies, with the SP500, Dow Jones, BTC, and ETH all dipping slightly in the short term. The most notable mover is TRUMP, which saw a sharper decline, suggesting traders might have interpreted the post as unfavorable—or simply decided to cash in on the meme-stock volatility. Given the broader market’s muted response, it’s possible the post lacked earth-shattering revelations (shocking, I know). Either that, or Wall Street has finally built up immunity to the usual theatrics. Crypto, as usual, overreacted slightly—because why not add drama to a market that already runs on vibes? In conclusion: minimal impact, maximum noise. The real winner here is anyone who bet on boredom.