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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,648.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,648.50
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,649.25
+1.000 (+0.02%)
10 min
$5,655.50
+7.25 (+0.13%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,232.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,229.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$41,218.00
-14.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$41,234.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $96,302.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$96,273.39
-28.870 (-0.03%)
5 min
$96,236.00
-66.260 (-0.07%)
10 min
$96,159.09
-143.170 (-0.15%)

ETH

Before post: $1,798.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,798.44
+0.100 (+0.01%)
5 min
$1,797.90
-0.440 (-0.02%)
10 min
$1,796.90
-1.440 (-0.08%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.76
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$10.76
-0.010 (-0.09%)
10 min
$10.74
-0.030 (-0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's post was roughly as profound as the post itself: nonexistent. SP500: a yawn-inducing +0.00% at 1 minute, barely awake at +0.13% after 10 minutes. Dow Jones: briefly forgot which way was up, down 0.03% at 5 minutes before flatlining. BTC and ETH: decided to test gravity, sliding 0.15% and 0.08% respectively. TRUMP: the only thing dropping faster than its price was investor interest, down 0.28%. Volatility was so tame it could have been lulled to sleep by a Fed press conference. Historical context: even the void had more to say. The markets have spoken: when the content is nothing, the reaction is less than nothing. A fitting tribute to the art of saying nothing loudly.