

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,648.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,232.00
BTC
Before post: $96,302.26
ETH
Before post: $1,798.34
TRUMP
Before post: $10.77
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's post was roughly as profound as the post itself: nonexistent. SP500: a yawn-inducing +0.00% at 1 minute, barely awake at +0.13% after 10 minutes. Dow Jones: briefly forgot which way was up, down 0.03% at 5 minutes before flatlining. BTC and ETH: decided to test gravity, sliding 0.15% and 0.08% respectively. TRUMP: the only thing dropping faster than its price was investor interest, down 0.28%. Volatility was so tame it could have been lulled to sleep by a Fed press conference. Historical context: even the void had more to say. The markets have spoken: when the content is nothing, the reaction is less than nothing. A fitting tribute to the art of saying nothing loudly.