📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,626.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,656.00
+30.00 (+0.53%)
5 min
$5,648.25
+22.25 (+0.40%)
10 min
$5,644.50
+18.50 (+0.33%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,103.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,252.00
+149.00 (+0.36%)
5 min
$41,232.00
+129.00 (+0.31%)
10 min
$41,206.00
+103.00 (+0.25%)

BTC

Before post: $96,036.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$96,469.07
+432.96 (+0.45%)
5 min
$96,302.26
+266.15 (+0.28%)
10 min
$96,175.51
+139.40 (+0.15%)

ETH

Before post: $1,792.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,803.20
+10.40 (+0.58%)
5 min
$1,798.34
+5.54 (+0.31%)
10 min
$1,796.51
+3.71 (+0.21%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.79
+0.060 (+0.56%)
5 min
$10.77
+0.040 (+0.37%)
10 min
$10.75
+0.020 (+0.19%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets rallied on the profound wisdom of absolute silence. SP500: up 0.53% in 1 minute, cooling to 0.33% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a more modest 0.36% spike, settling at 0.25%. Crypto joined the party: BTC up 0.45%, ETH 0.58%, and even the TRUMP token gained 0.56%, proving even nothingness can be bullish. Volatility was tame by Trump-era standards, where a typo could move markets 2%. This time, the absence of chaos was the chaos. Investors clearly prefer his tweets when they don’t exist.