📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,657.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,658.50
+1.25 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,659.25
+2.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$5,658.25
+1.000 (+0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,129.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,132.00
+3.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$41,142.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$41,143.00
+14.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $96,888.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$96,825.25
-62.760 (-0.06%)
5 min
$96,839.63
-48.380 (-0.05%)
10 min
$96,780.00
-108.010 (-0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $1,827.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,828.10
+0.590 (+0.03%)
5 min
$1,828.71
+1.20 (+0.07%)
10 min
$1,827.39
-0.120 (-0.01%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,827.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,829.78
+2.01 (+0.05%)
5 min
$3,832.82
+5.05 (+0.13%)
10 min
$3,826.43
-1.347 (-0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.01
-0.040 (-0.36%)
5 min
$11.01
-0.040 (-0.36%)
10 min
$11.01
-0.040 (-0.36%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500 edged up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, then gave back half the gains by 10 minutes: a masterclass in indecision. Dow Jones mimicked this with 0.01%, 0.03%, and 0.03% moves, as if politely applauding a blank page. BTC dipped 0.06% immediately, then staged a partial recovery before crumbling 0.11%—crypto traders clearly overthought the nothingness. ETH flirted with positivity (up 0.07% at 5 minutes) before retreating, while CSI300 swung from 0.13% up to 0.04% down, perhaps reflecting China's confusion over American political theater. TRUMP coin fell 0.36% consistently, the only asset with conviction here. Volatility was thinner than the post's substance, with moves dwarfed by even a sleepy Tuesday in 2023. The lesson: markets can panic over silence, but only if they’re paid by the hour to interpret it.