I’m bringing Columbus Day back from the ashes. The Democrats did everything possible to destroy Christopher Columbus, his reputation, and all of the Italians that love him so much. They tore down his Statues, and put up nothing but “WOKE,” or even worse, nothing at all! Well, you’ll be happy to know, Christopher is going to make a major comeback. I am hereby reinstating Columbus Day under the same rules, dates, and locations, as it has had for all of the many decades before!

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BTC

Before post: $94,000.00

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Before post: $1,795.74

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald J. Trump's post about reinstating Columbus Day appears to have had a modest but immediate impact on the markets, particularly on assets tied to his brand or sentiment. The TRUMP token saw a quick uptick of 0.41% within the first minute, suggesting his base reacted positively to the cultural rallying cry. BTC and ETH showed minor gains, likely more from general market noise than the post itself, though the slight uptick in ETH could hint at crypto traders briefly riding the wave of Trump-related volatility. The fact that TRUMP's gains tapered off slightly after 10 minutes implies the market quickly shrugged off the news as more symbolic than economically consequential. In the grand scheme, Columbus Day's revival might stir debates, but the markets clearly treated it as a blip—much like how history might treat this particular crusade.