📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,666.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,680.25
+13.75 (+0.24%)
5 min
$5,667.00
+0.500 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,672.75
+6.25 (+0.11%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,165.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,257.00
+92.00 (+0.22%)
5 min
$41,194.00
+29.00 (+0.07%)
10 min
$41,210.00
+45.00 (+0.11%)

BTC

Before post: $95,260.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$95,456.01
+196.00 (+0.21%)
5 min
$95,128.10
-131.910 (-0.14%)
10 min
$95,433.34
+173.33 (+0.18%)

ETH

Before post: $1,790.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,793.18
+2.28 (+0.13%)
5 min
$1,788.49
-2.410 (-0.13%)
10 min
$1,794.99
+4.09 (+0.23%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.93
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$10.90
-0.030 (-0.27%)
10 min
$10.97
+0.040 (+0.37%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets briefly mistook Trump's silence for a strategic masterstroke before realizing it was just silence. SP500 popped 0.24% in the first minute, then gave back most gains: a classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" if the rumor was literally nothing. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.22% jump, proving even blue chips aren’t immune to phantom hype. BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, flipping between minor gains and losses, while the TRUMP token barely budged—perhaps the only rational actor here. Volatility was tame by Trump-related standards: no 10% swings, no panic selling, just the gentle chaos of algorithms overinterpreting emptiness. Historically, this is the market equivalent of a snooze button. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump did today was remind us that sometimes nothing means nothing.