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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,648.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,648.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,644.00
-4.250 (-0.08%)
10 min
$5,648.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,038.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,038.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$41,009.00
-29.000 (-0.07%)
10 min
$41,041.00
+3.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $95,101.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$95,117.50
+15.55 (+0.02%)
5 min
$95,085.71
-16.240 (-0.02%)
10 min
$95,113.21
+11.26 (+0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $1,788.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,791.48
+3.18 (+0.18%)
5 min
$1,789.30
+1.000 (+0.06%)
10 min
$1,791.54
+3.24 (+0.18%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.98
+0.080 (+0.73%)
5 min
$10.93
+0.030 (+0.28%)
10 min
$10.93
+0.030 (+0.28%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets respond to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry. SP500 twitched +0.01% in 1 minute, then dipped -0.08% in 5 minutes, before recovering that same +0.01% like a forgetful goldfish. Dow Jones flatlined at +0.00%, coughed up -0.07%, then mustered +0.01%—proof that even blue chips get bored. BTC and ETH wobbled within 0.02% and 0.18% respectively, as if debating whether to care. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, rallied +0.73% on pure vibes. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, trading tighter than a miser’s wallet. The lesson: silence can move markets, but only if you squint hard enough.