📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,645.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,640.00
-5.000 (-0.09%)
5 min
$5,640.00
-5.000 (-0.09%)
10 min
$5,645.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,016.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$40,980.00
-36.000 (-0.09%)
5 min
$40,986.00
-30.000 (-0.07%)
10 min
$41,016.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $95,012.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$95,053.96
+41.70 (+0.04%)
5 min
$95,015.00
+2.74 (+0.00%)
10 min
$95,088.44
+76.18 (+0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $1,788.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,787.86
-0.380 (-0.02%)
5 min
$1,785.39
-2.850 (-0.16%)
10 min
$1,787.94
-0.300 (-0.02%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.91
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$10.89
-0.020 (-0.18%)
10 min
$10.87
-0.040 (-0.37%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500 dipped 0.09% in the first minute, held steady over 5 minutes, then flatlined by 10: a shrug in index form. Dow Jones mirrored the SP500's apathy, down 0.09% initially, slightly recovering to -0.07%, then zeroing out. BTC wobbled between microscopic gains (0.04% to 0.08%), while ETH meandered with trivial losses (0.02% to 0.16%). TRUMP, the meme stock of the hour, slipped 0.18% over 5 minutes and 0.37% by 10, as if punished for its namesake's lack of material. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself: SP500 and Dow moves were a fraction of their average intraday swings, and crypto’s reaction could’ve been mistaken for a rounding error. The takeaway: markets yawned, algorithms twitched, and the only thing more stable than the indices was Trump’s commitment to saying nothing at all.