📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's tariff talk triggers a market yawn with extra steps. SP500: initial 1-minute pop of 0.07% fizzled to 0.03% in 10 minutes, like a soda left open overnight. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.10% jump that settled at 0.06%, proving even blue chips can’t fake enthusiasm. Crypto showed marginally more life: BTC up 0.21% over 5 minutes, ETH spiking 0.85% in the same window—volatility so tame it could be mistaken for a nap. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, edged up 0.46%, because nothing says "free market" like a meme token reacting to its namesake. Historical context: zero precedent, which is fitting for a post that somehow made "overwhelmed manufacturers" sound like a bullish signal. The market’s reaction was less "crackdown" and more "cracked yawn." Tariffs may shake supply chains, but today they barely rattled the indexes—perhaps because investors have learned to treat Trump’s trade rhetoric like a weather forecast: often dramatic, rarely accurate.