📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,640.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,642.50
+2.50 (+0.04%)
5 min
$5,638.00
-2.000 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,646.50
+6.50 (+0.12%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,001.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,009.00
+8.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$40,973.00
-28.000 (-0.07%)
10 min
$41,034.00
+33.00 (+0.08%)

BTC

Before post: $94,819.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,914.79
+94.80 (+0.10%)
5 min
$94,850.04
+30.05 (+0.03%)
10 min
$95,030.47
+210.48 (+0.22%)

ETH

Before post: $1,775.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,778.04
+2.89 (+0.16%)
5 min
$1,775.98
+0.830 (+0.05%)
10 min
$1,784.12
+8.97 (+0.51%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.84
+0.020 (+0.18%)
5 min
$10.85
+0.030 (+0.28%)
10 min
$10.88
+0.060 (+0.55%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound emptiness of a Trump "None" post like a cat ignoring an unopened box. SP500 waffled between +0.04% and -0.04% before settling at +0.12%, while the Dow mimicked a drowsy seesaw session ending +0.08%. Crypto, ever the drama queens, staged a tiny rally: BTC up 0.22%, ETH leading with 0.51%, and TRUMP coin—because of course there is one—outperformed them all at +0.55%, proving even nothingness can be monetized. Volatility remained laughably tame, as if traders collectively decided to take a coffee break instead of overreacting. The real mystery here is why anyone expected a non-statement to move markets, though stranger things have happened in the circus of financialized politics.