

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,655.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,178.00
BTC
Before post: $94,717.55
ETH
Before post: $1,776.70
TRUMP
Before post: $10.70
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets react to nothingness with surprising enthusiasm: Trump's empty post sends ripples across assets. SP500 dipped 0.18% in 1 minute, 0.16% in 5, and 0.22% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored the drama with 0.17%, 0.15%, and 0.22% declines. Crypto joined the existential crisis: BTC fell 0.13%, 0.16%, and 0.19%, while ETH outdid itself with 0.22%, 0.27%, and 0.36% drops. The real star was TRUMP, down 0.75% in 1 minute, as if the market suddenly remembered politics is a circus. Volatility was tame by historical standards, but the synchronized slump suggests traders were bored enough to overinterpret silence. Nothing says "market efficiency" like panicking over a blank tweet.