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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,643.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,647.25
+3.50 (+0.06%)
5 min
$5,648.25
+4.50 (+0.08%)
10 min
$5,655.50
+11.75 (+0.21%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,127.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,145.00
+18.00 (+0.04%)
5 min
$41,136.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$41,187.00
+60.00 (+0.15%)

BTC

Before post: $94,117.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,330.10
+212.54 (+0.23%)
5 min
$94,330.66
+213.10 (+0.23%)
10 min
$94,439.19
+321.63 (+0.34%)

ETH

Before post: $1,762.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,769.33
+6.48 (+0.37%)
5 min
$1,769.94
+7.09 (+0.40%)
10 min
$1,772.69
+9.84 (+0.56%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.60
+0.030 (+0.28%)
5 min
$10.60
+0.030 (+0.28%)
10 min
$10.64
+0.070 (+0.66%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,261.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,261.16
+0.140 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,259.40
-1.620 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,261.47
+0.450 (+0.01%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of Trump's eloquent silence. SP500: a sleepy 0.06% in 1 minute, barely waking to 0.21% after 10 minutes, as if someone whispered "stimulus" in its ear. Dow Jones: a 0.04% yawn, then a confused 0.15% shuffle, like a pensioner remembering where they left their keys. BTC and ETH: the crypto kids popped 0.34% and 0.56% respectively, because even nothingness is a narrative when you’re high on volatility. TRUMP: the meme stock of politics gained 0.66%, proving loyalty is the only asset class immune to irony. STOXX50: flatlined at 0.00%, because Europe still hasn’t figured out how to monetize chaos. Historical context: silence has never been so loud, or so profitable. The markets’ reaction to nothing suggests they’ve been trained like Pavlov’s dogs, but the bell is a tweet draft that got deleted.