

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,643.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,127.00
BTC
Before post: $94,117.56
ETH
Before post: $1,762.85
TRUMP
Before post: $10.57
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,261.02
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets rally on the profound wisdom of Trump's eloquent silence. SP500: a sleepy 0.06% in 1 minute, barely waking to 0.21% after 10 minutes, as if someone whispered "stimulus" in its ear. Dow Jones: a 0.04% yawn, then a confused 0.15% shuffle, like a pensioner remembering where they left their keys. BTC and ETH: the crypto kids popped 0.34% and 0.56% respectively, because even nothingness is a narrative when you’re high on volatility. TRUMP: the meme stock of politics gained 0.66%, proving loyalty is the only asset class immune to irony. STOXX50: flatlined at 0.00%, because Europe still hasn’t figured out how to monetize chaos. Historical context: silence has never been so loud, or so profitable. The markets’ reaction to nothing suggests they’ve been trained like Pavlov’s dogs, but the bell is a tweet draft that got deleted.