
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,647.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,150.00
BTC
Before post: $94,228.57
ETH
Before post: $1,765.90
TRUMP
Before post: $10.58
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,262.83
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: flat at 1 minute, then a yawn-inducing 0.01% rise at 5 minutes, culminating in a thrilling 0.05% climb at 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a chaotic 0.01% uptick, followed by a 0.03% dip, then flatlining like a bad punchline. Crypto showed more life: BTC dipped 0.02% initially, then rallied 0.19% over 10 minutes, while ETH staged a 0.34% comeback after a tiny stumble. TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, barely twitched until a 0.47% bump at 10 minutes—perhaps the only entity truly moved by nothing. Volatility was tame compared to historical norms, proving even markets find empty content unremarkable. The irony: the most impactful part of this analysis is how little there is to analyze.