https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/may/5/donald-trump-welcomes-ksenia-karelina-freed-russian-american/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,647.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,647.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,648.25
+0.750 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,650.50
+3.00 (+0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,150.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,153.00
+3.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$41,138.00
-12.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$41,152.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $94,228.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,209.71
-18.860 (-0.02%)
5 min
$94,323.80
+95.23 (+0.10%)
10 min
$94,410.70
+182.13 (+0.19%)

ETH

Before post: $1,765.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,764.99
-0.910 (-0.05%)
5 min
$1,769.20
+3.30 (+0.19%)
10 min
$1,771.94
+6.04 (+0.34%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.58
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$10.58
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$10.63
+0.050 (+0.47%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,262.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,259.29
-3.540 (-0.07%)
5 min
$5,260.23
-2.600 (-0.05%)
10 min
$5,260.26
-2.570 (-0.05%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: flat at 1 minute, then a yawn-inducing 0.01% rise at 5 minutes, culminating in a thrilling 0.05% climb at 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a chaotic 0.01% uptick, followed by a 0.03% dip, then flatlining like a bad punchline. Crypto showed more life: BTC dipped 0.02% initially, then rallied 0.19% over 10 minutes, while ETH staged a 0.34% comeback after a tiny stumble. TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, barely twitched until a 0.47% bump at 10 minutes—perhaps the only entity truly moved by nothing. Volatility was tame compared to historical norms, proving even markets find empty content unremarkable. The irony: the most impactful part of this analysis is how little there is to analyze.