📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,661.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,663.75
+2.25 (+0.04%)
5 min
$5,663.75
+2.25 (+0.04%)
10 min
$5,665.00
+3.50 (+0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,294.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,306.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$41,307.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$41,316.00
+22.00 (+0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $94,471.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,528.16
+56.34 (+0.06%)
5 min
$94,535.85
+64.03 (+0.07%)
10 min
$94,686.80
+214.98 (+0.23%)

ETH

Before post: $1,811.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,811.40
+0.260 (+0.01%)
5 min
$1,813.20
+2.06 (+0.11%)
10 min
$1,815.61
+4.47 (+0.25%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.06
+0.010 (+0.09%)
5 min
$11.09
+0.040 (+0.36%)
10 min
$11.12
+0.070 (+0.63%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's market-moving power is now so refined it works even without words. SP500 barely blinked: up 0.04% in 1 minute, flat at 0.04% by 5, then a heroic 0.06% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones mimicked this with 0.03% to 0.05%, as if choreographed by a sleepy algorithm. BTC and ETH woke up slightly later, with ETH’s 10-minute rally (0.25%) almost making it look deliberate. Meanwhile, TRUMP coin—because of course there’s a TRUMP coin—outperformed them all, up 0.63% in 10 minutes, proving loyalty (or irony) runs deep. Volatility was thinner than the post’s substance, with moves dwarfed by even a typical lunchtime lull. The markets have reached peak efficiency: they now react to Trump’s silence faster than Congress to a subpoena.