📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,661.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,663.00
+1.25 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,663.50
+1.75 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,663.75
+2.00 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,294.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,303.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$41,303.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$41,307.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $94,455.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,511.92
+56.47 (+0.06%)
5 min
$94,527.45
+72.00 (+0.08%)
10 min
$94,535.85
+80.40 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $1,811.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,812.86
+1.35 (+0.07%)
5 min
$1,812.98
+1.47 (+0.08%)
10 min
$1,813.20
+1.69 (+0.09%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.07

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.06
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$11.06
-0.010 (-0.09%)
10 min
$11.09
+0.020 (+0.18%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawned at the sound of silence, proving even Trump's absence can move needles. SP500 inched up 0.04% over 10 minutes, a pace so glacial it makes continental drift look impulsive. Dow Jones mirrored this lethargy with a 0.03% rise, while crypto shrugged: BTC and ETH gained 0.09% each, barely outpacing a savings account. TRUMP coin dipped then rebounded, netting 0.18%—volatility worthy of a meme stock audition. Compared to historical reactions, this was less "market-moving" and more "market-stretching." The only thing thinner than the price action was the post itself. When silence generates more analysis than substance, you know we're overpaid.