📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,665.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,663.75
-1.250 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,663.75
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,662.50
-2.500 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,311.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,307.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$41,305.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$41,298.00
-13.000 (-0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $94,562.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,482.44
-80.080 (-0.08%)
5 min
$94,461.50
-101.020 (-0.11%)
10 min
$94,509.08
-53.440 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $1,814.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,813.33
-1.170 (-0.06%)
5 min
$1,812.41
-2.090 (-0.12%)
10 min
$1,812.29
-2.210 (-0.12%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.10
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$11.08
-0.030 (-0.27%)
10 min
$11.06
-0.050 (-0.45%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's post was roughly as impactful as a sneeze in a hurricane. SP500 dipped a negligible 0.04% over 10 minutes, while Dow Jones shed a whopping 0.03% in the same timeframe: hardly the stuff of panic rooms. Bitcoin and Ethereum wobbled slightly, with ETH leading the crypto retreat at 0.12%—still less dramatic than a grocery store price tag update. The real star was TRUMP, down 0.45%: apparently, even meme stocks have commitment issues. Volatility was so muted you’d think the algorithms were napping. Compared to historical norms, this was less a market move and more a market shrug. Nothing says "financial shockwave" like a post so forgettable even the data forgot to include it.