📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off the absence of a Trump post like a nap during a shareholder meeting. SP500 dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then 0.07% over five, before flatlining at zero change after ten: a snooze masquerading as volatility. The Dow mimicked this with a 0.04% drop over five minutes, then a heroic rebound to precisely zero. BTC and ETH played their usual erratic selves, with BTC down 0.02% early then up 0.10% later, while ETH flipped from a 0.04% drop to a 0.16% gain—proof that crypto still interprets silence as a buy signal. The real winner? TRUMP token, up 0.18% over ten minutes, because even nothingness can’t stop the meme economy. Historically, this is less "Black Swan" and more "Beige Pigeon"—volatility so mild it could calm a nervous accountant. The irony: markets now react more predictably to Trump’s silence than his tweets. Progress, perhaps.