📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,685.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,686.25
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,686.50
+1.000 (+0.02%)
10 min
$5,690.75
+5.25 (+0.09%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,394.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,404.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$41,401.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$41,435.00
+41.00 (+0.10%)

BTC

Before post: $94,713.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,639.97
-73.840 (-0.08%)
5 min
$94,580.59
-133.220 (-0.14%)
10 min
$94,599.04
-114.770 (-0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $1,821.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,820.99
-0.730 (-0.04%)
5 min
$1,818.71
-3.010 (-0.17%)
10 min
$1,817.84
-3.880 (-0.21%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.20
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$11.18
-0.020 (-0.18%)
10 min
$11.15
-0.050 (-0.45%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets responded to Trump's silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 edged up 0.01% in the first minute, climbing to 0.09% after 10 minutes: a yawn disguised as progress. Dow Jones mirrored this, adding a glacial 0.10% over the same period, as if politely applauding a non-event. Crypto, ever the drama queens, dipped slightly: BTC fell 0.12% in 10 minutes, while ETH dropped 0.21%, perhaps disappointed by the lack of headline-worthy chaos. TRUMP coin, the supposed proxy for political sentiment, slid 0.45%, proving even meme coins need fuel to burn. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party, with moves dwarfed by typical Trump-related market swings. The real shocker? The absence of shock. In a world where tweets move markets, silence is the new chaos—or at least a chance for traders to catch their breath.