
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,700.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,538.00
BTC
Before post: $94,639.98
ETH
Before post: $1,815.49
TRUMP
Before post: $11.09
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets responded to Trump's silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: flatlined at 1 minute, then a thrilling 0.01% climb over 5 and 10 minutes. Dow Jones: dipped 0.00% immediately, recovered to a dizzying 0.02% gain. BTC: briefly frowned (0.01% drop), then rallied 0.05% in 5 minutes before settling at 0.03%. ETH: shrugged off a microscopic loss, popped 0.09% in 5 minutes, then remembered it’s still in crypto winter. TRUMP: the real winner, up 0.27%—proof that even his absence can move markets, albeit like a glacier on valium. Volatility was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a bond market nap. The lesson: sometimes the loudest statement is saying nothing at all, unless you count the faint sound of algo traders yawning.