📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,700.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,700.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,701.50
+0.750 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,701.25
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,538.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,536.00
-2.000 (0.00%)
5 min
$41,540.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)
10 min
$41,546.00
+8.00 (+0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $94,639.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,631.53
-8.450 (-0.01%)
5 min
$94,687.53
+47.55 (+0.05%)
10 min
$94,665.56
+25.58 (+0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $1,815.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,815.42
-0.070 (0.00%)
5 min
$1,817.19
+1.70 (+0.09%)
10 min
$1,815.89
+0.400 (+0.02%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.09
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$11.10
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$11.12
+0.030 (+0.27%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets responded to Trump's silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: flatlined at 1 minute, then a thrilling 0.01% climb over 5 and 10 minutes. Dow Jones: dipped 0.00% immediately, recovered to a dizzying 0.02% gain. BTC: briefly frowned (0.01% drop), then rallied 0.05% in 5 minutes before settling at 0.03%. ETH: shrugged off a microscopic loss, popped 0.09% in 5 minutes, then remembered it’s still in crypto winter. TRUMP: the real winner, up 0.27%—proof that even his absence can move markets, albeit like a glacier on valium. Volatility was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a bond market nap. The lesson: sometimes the loudest statement is saying nothing at all, unless you count the faint sound of algo traders yawning.