📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,696.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,695.75
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,698.25
+1.50 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,700.25
+3.50 (+0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,517.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,512.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$41,527.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$41,533.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $94,514.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,500.00
-14.090 (-0.01%)
5 min
$94,534.93
+20.84 (+0.02%)
10 min
$94,633.84
+119.75 (+0.13%)

ETH

Before post: $1,814.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,814.51
-0.010 (0.00%)
5 min
$1,813.73
-0.790 (-0.04%)
10 min
$1,815.41
+0.890 (+0.05%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.12
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$11.09
-0.040 (-0.36%)
10 min
$11.09
-0.040 (-0.36%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off Trump's silence like a teenager ignoring a parental lecture. SP500 dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then rallied 0.06% over 10 minutes: a classic case of traders overthinking nothing. Dow Jones followed suit, down 0.01% initially before climbing 0.04%, proving even blue chips get bored. BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, with BTC eventually up 0.13% while ETH barely moved. TRUMP token took the biggest hit, down 0.36%, suggesting even meme coins have trust issues. Volatility was milder than a decaf espresso, with moves well within historical norms for a slow news day. The real market shocker? A politician not tweeting is now an anomaly worth analyzing.