📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,696.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,695.75
-0.500 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,694.00
-2.250 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,697.75
+1.50 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,495.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,502.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$41,499.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$41,530.00
+35.00 (+0.08%)

BTC

Before post: $94,486.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,510.00
+24.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$94,446.93
-39.070 (-0.04%)
10 min
$94,482.20
-3.800 (0.00%)

ETH

Before post: $1,815.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,815.55
+0.550 (+0.03%)
5 min
$1,814.16
-0.840 (-0.05%)
10 min
$1,814.84
-0.160 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.12
-0.020 (-0.18%)
5 min
$11.13
-0.010 (-0.09%)
10 min
$11.11
-0.030 (-0.27%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off Trump's silence like a bored audience at a mime convention. SP500 dipped briefly (1min: -0.01%) before a faint recovery (10min: +0.03%), while Dow Jones inched up lazily (10min: +0.08%). Crypto played its usual erratic game: BTC waffled between gains and losses (peak: +0.03%, trough: -0.04%), and ETH mirrored the drama (best: +0.03%, worst: -0.05%). The real star was TRUMP, down consistently (10min: -0.27%), as if the market collectively sighed at the lack of material. Volatility was milder than a decaf espresso—nothing compared to the usual Trump-induced rollercoaster. Perhaps the most shocking market move was the collective yawn.