📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,680.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,682.75
+2.75 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,686.25
+6.25 (+0.11%)
10 min
$5,687.25
+7.25 (+0.13%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,404.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,423.00
+19.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$41,461.00
+57.00 (+0.14%)
10 min
$41,472.00
+68.00 (+0.16%)

BTC

Before post: $93,847.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$93,806.52
-40.990 (-0.04%)
5 min
$93,771.37
-76.140 (-0.08%)
10 min
$93,678.80
-168.710 (-0.18%)

ETH

Before post: $1,805.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,804.59
-0.990 (-0.05%)
5 min
$1,799.98
-5.600 (-0.31%)
10 min
$1,797.40
-8.180 (-0.45%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.18
-0.050 (-0.45%)
5 min
$11.15
-0.080 (-0.71%)
10 min
$11.14
-0.090 (-0.80%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off the absence of a Trump post like a nap during a shareholder meeting. SP500 edged up 0.13% over 10 minutes, a yawn-worthy rally even for index funds. Dow Jones added 0.16%, moving with the urgency of a sloth on sedatives. BTC and ETH dipped 0.18% and 0.45% respectively, proving crypto’s loyalty to unpredictability. The real drama was TRUMP coin, down 0.8%—apparently the market missed its daily dose of chaos. Volatility stayed tame, resembling a librarian’s whisper compared to the usual Trump-related market tantrums. The silence was deafening, but the algorithms still found a way to overreact.