📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,683.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,684.75
+1.75 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,688.00
+5.00 (+0.09%)
10 min
$5,689.00
+6.00 (+0.11%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,414.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,418.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$41,454.00
+40.00 (+0.10%)
10 min
$41,461.00
+47.00 (+0.11%)

BTC

Before post: $94,156.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,195.29
+39.16 (+0.04%)
5 min
$93,992.71
-163.420 (-0.17%)
10 min
$93,879.36
-276.770 (-0.29%)

ETH

Before post: $1,808.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,808.58
+0.490 (+0.03%)
5 min
$1,805.33
-2.760 (-0.15%)
10 min
$1,804.46
-3.630 (-0.20%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.31
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$11.27
-0.050 (-0.44%)
10 min
$11.25
-0.070 (-0.62%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,286.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,287.73
+1.60 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,284.94
-1.190 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,286.84
+0.710 (+0.01%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off the absence of a Trump post like a cat ignoring an empty food bowl. SP500 edged up 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.09% in 5, and 0.11% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored the trend with 0.01%, 0.10%, and 0.11% gains. Bitcoin and Ethereum started with tiny green shoots (0.04% and 0.03%) before wilting 0.29% and 0.20% over 10 minutes. The TRUMP token, however, lived up to its namesake’s flair for drama, dropping 0.62% as if punished for the silence. Volatility was a yawn compared to historical Trump-induced swings, suggesting traders were too busy refreshing their feeds to react. Nothing moves markets quite like a man who tweets nothing at all.