📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,675.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,670.50
-4.750 (-0.08%)
5 min
$5,674.75
-0.500 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,674.75
-0.500 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,332.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,323.00
-9.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$41,360.00
+28.00 (+0.07%)
10 min
$41,355.00
+23.00 (+0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $94,488.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,238.67
-249.680 (-0.26%)
5 min
$94,155.16
-333.190 (-0.35%)
10 min
$93,952.65
-535.700 (-0.57%)

ETH

Before post: $1,811.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,807.61
-3.400 (-0.19%)
5 min
$1,806.44
-4.570 (-0.25%)
10 min
$1,803.00
-8.010 (-0.44%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.23
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$11.20
-0.030 (-0.27%)
10 min
$11.29
+0.060 (+0.53%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,283.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,278.27
-5.520 (-0.10%)
5 min
$5,279.08
-4.710 (-0.09%)
10 min
$5,283.66
-0.130 (0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off the absence of a Trump post like a cat ignoring an empty food bowl. SP500 dipped 0.08% in the first minute, then flatlined: a yawn masquerading as volatility. Dow Jones flirted with indifference, bouncing between -0.02% and +0.07%. Crypto threw a tiny tantrum: BTC slid 0.57% over 10 minutes, while ETH bled 0.44%. TRUMP token, ever the drama queen, swung from -0.27% to +0.53%, proving even meme coins need attention. STOXX50 mirrored the SP500’s nap, barely moving. Volatility was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a bond market seminar. The real shocker: markets moved more on Trump’s silence than most of his actual posts.