https://www.alabamagazette.com/story/2025/05/01/opinion/100-days-that-changed-america-president-trumps-historic-start/6351.html

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,677.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,680.00
+2.25 (+0.04%)
5 min
$5,679.00
+1.25 (+0.02%)
10 min
$5,679.00
+1.25 (+0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,232.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,241.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$41,235.00
+3.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$41,236.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $94,211.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,300.03
+88.82 (+0.09%)
5 min
$94,386.00
+174.79 (+0.19%)
10 min
$94,525.44
+314.23 (+0.33%)

ETH

Before post: $1,806.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,810.29
+3.52 (+0.19%)
5 min
$1,811.16
+4.39 (+0.24%)
10 min
$1,814.23
+7.46 (+0.41%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.97
+0.050 (+0.46%)
5 min
$10.97
+0.050 (+0.46%)
10 min
$11.02
+0.100 (+0.92%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off Trump's silence like a teenager ignoring a parental lecture. SP500 barely blinked: 1min (+0.04%), 5min (+0.02%), 10min (+0.02%), as if it was tracking a snail race. Dow Jones moved with the urgency of a sloth on sedatives: 1min (+0.02%), 5min (+0.01%), 10min (+0.01%). Crypto showed mild interest: BTC 10min (+0.33%) and ETH 10min (+0.41%), though both still seem more volatile than a reality TV plotline. The real winner? TRUMP token, up 0.92% in 10 minutes, proving once again that meme coins have the attention span of a goldfish at a rave. In summary: markets treated this non-event with the enthusiasm of a Monday morning meeting. The only volatility was in the token named after a man who thrives on chaos—irony tastes better when it’s algorithmic.