📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $95,331.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$95,339.99
+8.27 (+0.01%)
5 min
$95,302.78
-28.940 (-0.03%)
10 min
$95,327.45
-4.270 (0.00%)

ETH

Before post: $1,824.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,825.39
+0.810 (+0.04%)
5 min
$1,823.77
-0.810 (-0.04%)
10 min
$1,824.90
+0.320 (+0.02%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.93
+0.010 (+0.09%)
5 min
$10.91
-0.010 (-0.09%)
10 min
$10.94
+0.020 (+0.18%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's market-moving power appears to have taken a coffee break this time. BTC barely blinked: up 0.01% in 1 minute, down 0.03% in 5, then flat in 10, as if it yawned mid-trade. ETH mimicked a sleepy pendulum: 0.04% up, 0.04% down, then a token 0.02% rise, suggesting traders were more focused on their caffeine levels. TRUMP tokens, ever the drama queens, swung 0.09% in either direction before settling on a 0.18% gain—hardly the stuff of revolutions. Volatility was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a nap: these moves wouldn’t register on a historical chart unless you squinted. The real shocker? Markets reacted to nothing with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon.