📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $95,358.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$95,331.73
-26.520 (-0.03%)
5 min
$95,308.72
-49.530 (-0.05%)
10 min
$95,280.55
-77.700 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $1,826.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,824.65
-1.650 (-0.09%)
5 min
$1,824.57
-1.730 (-0.09%)
10 min
$1,823.39
-2.910 (-0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.93
-0.020 (-0.18%)
5 min
$10.91
-0.040 (-0.37%)
10 min
$10.90
-0.050 (-0.46%)

SP500 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's market-moving silence speaks louder than his tweets this time. BTC dipped a negligible 0.08% over 10 minutes, barely a blip compared to its usual caffeine-fueled volatility: ETH mirrored this with a 0.16% slide, while the ironically named TRUMP token led the pack with a dramatic 0.46% plunge—proof that even memecoins have performance anxiety. Historical context: these moves are quieter than a library during naptime, suggesting traders might be too busy refreshing their feeds to react to nothing. The market’s reaction to no news is a fitting tribute to the modern attention economy: sometimes the loudest statement is the one you don’t make.