📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,497.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,496.75
-0.750 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,497.75
+0.250 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,490.50
-7.000 (-0.13%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $40,187.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$40,176.00
-11.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$40,170.00
-17.000 (-0.04%)
10 min
$40,136.00
-51.000 (-0.13%)

BTC

Before post: $93,380.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$93,233.53
-147.080 (-0.16%)
5 min
$93,125.75
-254.860 (-0.27%)
10 min
$93,025.61
-355.000 (-0.38%)

ETH

Before post: $1,771.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,769.65
-1.520 (-0.09%)
5 min
$1,763.37
-7.800 (-0.44%)
10 min
$1,759.82
-11.350 (-0.64%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.21
-0.050 (-0.41%)
5 min
$12.20
-0.060 (-0.49%)
10 min
$12.11
-0.150 (-1.22%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market reaction to the post shows a mixed but generally negative short-term impact. The S&P 500 wobbled like a confused intern on their first day, dipping slightly before barely recovering, then sliding further. The Dow Jones followed suit, dropping steadily like a disappointed parent. Bitcoin and Ethereum took a sharper hit, as if they’d just realized crypto regulations might actually happen. Meanwhile, the TRUMP token itself nosedived, proving even meme coins aren’t immune to the gravitational pull of reality. Conclusion: The post either spooked traders or bored them into selling—hard to say which is worse. Either way, the markets reacted like a room full of people pretending not to notice an awkward silence. Classic.