📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $95,423.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$95,385.02
-38.330 (-0.04%)
5 min
$95,331.72
-91.630 (-0.10%)
10 min
$95,339.99
-83.360 (-0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $1,829.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,827.96
-1.090 (-0.06%)
5 min
$1,824.91
-4.140 (-0.23%)
10 min
$1,825.39
-3.660 (-0.20%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.00
+0.010 (+0.09%)
5 min
$10.93
-0.060 (-0.55%)
10 min
$10.93
-0.060 (-0.55%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's silence speaks louder than his tweets, for once. BTC dipped mildly: 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.10%), 10min (-0.09%), as if the market yawned and rolled over. ETH followed suit with slightly more drama: 1min (-0.06%), 5min (-0.23%), 10min (-0.20%), like a crypto toddler throwing a half-hearted tantrum. TRUMP coin wobbled: 1min (+0.09%), then 5min and 10min (-0.55% each), proving even meme coins get performance anxiety without their muse. Volatility was a snooze compared to historical Trump-induced chaos, where a single typo could move markets 5%. Today’s action resembled a sedate library, if the library occasionally whispered about inflation. The irony? The biggest market mover was the absence of a market mover. Perhaps silence is the new pump-and-dump.