📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $95,464.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$95,400.01
-63.990 (-0.07%)
5 min
$95,370.43
-93.570 (-0.10%)
10 min
$95,331.72
-132.280 (-0.14%)

ETH

Before post: $1,830.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,828.50
-2.450 (-0.13%)
5 min
$1,827.49
-3.460 (-0.19%)
10 min
$1,824.57
-6.380 (-0.35%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.01
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$10.96
-0.060 (-0.54%)
10 min
$10.91
-0.110 (-1.00%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's post about nothing somehow managed to say everything to the markets. BTC dipped mildly: down 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.10% in 5, and 0.14% in 10, as if it briefly considered caring. ETH showed slightly more enthusiasm for despair: 0.13%, 0.19%, and 0.35% drops over the same periods, like a millennial realizing avocado toast won’t buy a house. TRUMP coin, ever the drama queen, fell 0.09%, 0.54%, and 1.00%, proving loyalty to its namesake’s flair for volatility. Compared to historical norms, this is a toddler’s tantrum next to 2008’s midlife crisis or 2020’s existential dread. Still, it’s impressive how a post about nothing could make something out of thin air—Wall Street alchemy at its finest. The irony? The markets reacted more to silence than most politicians do to subpoenas.