Post image related to Donald J. Trump

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $108,867.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,828.00
-39.280 (-0.04%)
5 min
$108,789.23
-78.050 (-0.07%)
10 min
$108,785.99
-81.290 (-0.07%)

ETH

Before post: $2,553.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,551.62
-2.050 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,549.60
-4.070 (-0.16%)
10 min
$2,546.76
-6.910 (-0.27%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.61
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$8.62
+0.010 (+0.12%)
10 min
$8.61
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

A post about nothing somehow still moved markets. BTC dipped 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.07% over 10 minutes: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. ETH fell harder, down 0.27% in 10 minutes, as if offended by the lack of content. TRUMP coin barely twitched, up 0.12% at one point—perhaps the only asset that understood the joke. Volatility was tame compared to typical Trump-related swings, where even a typo can trigger 5% chaos. This time, markets treated silence like a dull press release from a central bank. The irony: an empty post caused more action than some Fed speeches. Maybe absence really does make the heart trade harder.