
📈 Market Reaction:
BTC
Before post: $108,111.32
ETH
Before post: $2,515.45
TRUMP
Before post: $8.53
SP500 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursDow Jones 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursCSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's post about nothing somehow made crypto do something, proving markets will react to anything except common sense. BTC barely blinked: up 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.02% over 5 and 10 minutes. ETH showed slightly more enthusiasm with a 0.06% bump initially, settling at 0.07% after 10 minutes. TRUMP, the token allegedly tied to his ego, flatlined until a heroic 0.12% rise at the 10-minute mark. Volatility was nonexistent by crypto standards—less movement than a sloth on sedatives. Historically, even his lunch menu tweets caused more chaos. The irony: an empty statement generated more analysis than it deserved, much like this market.