📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $108,064.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,085.16
+21.16 (+0.02%)
5 min
$108,103.84
+39.84 (+0.04%)
10 min
$108,096.74
+32.74 (+0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,503.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,505.50
+1.84 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,507.00
+3.34 (+0.13%)
10 min
$2,506.04
+2.38 (+0.10%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.52
+0.010 (+0.12%)
5 min
$8.52
+0.010 (+0.12%)
10 min
$8.54
+0.030 (+0.35%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is a masterclass in overthinking: BTC wobbled like a confused metronome, up 0.02% in 1 minute and 0.04% in 5, while ETH edged up 0.07% and 0.13% in the same windows, as if traders were parsing existential subtext. TRUMP coin, ever the loyal sycophant, inched up 0.12% immediately and 0.35% after 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can be monetized. Volatility here was a snooze by crypto standards—no dumpster fires, just the usual background hum of speculative desperation. The real takeaway: markets will cling to narratives like a cat to a curtain, even when the narrative is literally nothing.