📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's profound silence ("None") sent shockwaves through the market, if by shockwaves you mean barely detectable ripples. BTC dipped a negligible 0.02% in the first minute, then shrugged it off with a 0.03% gain in five minutes and a 0.06% rise in ten: the crypto equivalent of blinking twice. ETH mirrored this existential crisis, dropping 0.06% initially before settling into a 0.02% loss, as if briefly considering the meaninglessness of it all. TRUMP (the token, not the man) twitched 0.12% downward, then flatlined with the enthusiasm of a deflated balloon. Volatility was so muted it could be mistaken for a coma, especially against the usual circus of Trump-related market theatrics. The markets have spoken: sometimes nothing really is nothing.