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📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $107,277.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,336.69
+58.95 (+0.05%)
5 min
$107,395.39
+117.65 (+0.11%)
10 min
$107,391.00
+113.26 (+0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $2,474.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,478.68
+4.05 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,480.22
+5.59 (+0.23%)
10 min
$2,480.89
+6.26 (+0.25%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.47
+0.010 (+0.12%)
5 min
$8.48
+0.020 (+0.24%)
10 min
$8.48
+0.020 (+0.24%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market just rallied because a man said nothing. BTC: up 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.11% over 5 and 10 minutes. ETH: slightly more excitable at 0.16% in 1 minute, 0.25% over 10. TRUMP token: a modest 0.12% to 0.24% bounce, as if it needed the ego boost. Volatility here is a whisper compared to crypto’s usual tantrums, but still impressive for a non-event. Nothing says "efficient markets" like prices moving on empty air.