📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's eloquent silence sends crypto markets into a frenzy of... mild indifference. BTC: 1-minute dip of 0.01% (barely a sigh), then a 0.09% rebound in 5 minutes (like remembering you left the oven on), settling at 0.11% up over 10 minutes (the financial equivalent of a shrug). ETH: 1-minute drop of 0.14% (a micro-panic), then a 0.06% recovery in 5 minutes (correcting for overreaction), and 0.10% up at 10 minutes (proof that even ether can’t stay mad). TRUMP: 1-minute 0.12% drop (a fleeting existential crisis), then a 0.12% bounce in 5 minutes (the token’s version of “fake news”), and 0.24% up at 10 minutes (because even nothingness can be bullish). Volatility here is less “market-moving” and more “market-stretching”—like yoga for charts. Historical context: crickets, which is fitting for a post about nothing. The markets’ reaction to nothingness proves that in crypto, even silence is a trading signal—just don’t expect it to pay rent.