
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,289.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,844.00
BTC
Before post: $109,339.84
ETH
Before post: $2,590.99
TRUMP
Before post: $8.96
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,329.04
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's post was roughly as impactful as a silent fart in a hurricane. SP500 barely blinked: down 0.00% in 1 minute, then up 0.04% and 0.06% over 5 and 10 minutes. Dow Jones mimicked a drowsy sloth: down 0.02%, then up 0.01% and 0.02%. BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker: BTC down 0.05% to 0.06%, ETH down 0.09% before a 0.02% rebound. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) took the biggest hit, down 0.33% to 0.45%, proving even his namesake assets aren't immune to his nothingburger posts. STOXX50 flipped like a indecisive pancake: up 0.03%, then down 0.03% and 0.07%. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves dwarfed by typical lunchtime noise. The irony? A post saying "None" somehow still managed to say too much.