https://nypost.com/2025/06/27/us-news/washington-post-journalist-busted-by-jeanine-pirro-for-allegedly-possessing-child-porn/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,289.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,289.50
-0.250 (0.00%)
5 min
$6,292.00
+2.25 (+0.04%)
10 min
$6,293.75
+4.00 (+0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,844.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,835.00
-9.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$44,849.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$44,854.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $109,339.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,283.96
-55.880 (-0.05%)
5 min
$109,299.99
-39.850 (-0.04%)
10 min
$109,274.75
-65.090 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,590.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,588.54
-2.450 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,590.62
-0.370 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,591.60
+0.610 (+0.02%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.93
-0.030 (-0.33%)
5 min
$8.92
-0.040 (-0.45%)
10 min
$8.93
-0.030 (-0.33%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,329.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,330.50
+1.46 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,327.52
-1.520 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,325.28
-3.760 (-0.07%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's post was roughly as impactful as a silent fart in a hurricane. SP500 barely blinked: down 0.00% in 1 minute, then up 0.04% and 0.06% over 5 and 10 minutes. Dow Jones mimicked a drowsy sloth: down 0.02%, then up 0.01% and 0.02%. BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker: BTC down 0.05% to 0.06%, ETH down 0.09% before a 0.02% rebound. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) took the biggest hit, down 0.33% to 0.45%, proving even his namesake assets aren't immune to his nothingburger posts. STOXX50 flipped like a indecisive pancake: up 0.03%, then down 0.03% and 0.07%. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves dwarfed by typical lunchtime noise. The irony? A post saying "None" somehow still managed to say too much.